Impossibly well-sculpted heads
shoved deep into
equally pretty asses!

Yogic twist in the morning light!

But, no matter!
They know all of what is needed
these days to get by!
There is no need to entertain
alternative views of reality!

It is very exciting!  Very complete!  
And above all,
there’s no way extraneous sound
may enter as their ears are 
so well plugged with themselves!

They are irresistible, the wave of the future,
the only opinions that matter,
don’t try to fight
what is so right right right!
In fact,
bend now to the same task —
either shove your own inadequate head in there
or take the position that it’s time
to kiss your ass goodbye!