You And Ivan Pavlov Are Now Friends

Bell?
Yes. Mouth water?
Yes.
Food? Yes…
yes?

Yes.

Screen changes?
Yes.  Red number under
“Notifications?” Yes.
Mouth water?  Yes.
On my status? Yes…
yes?

Yes?

Oh.

More vitirol this time?
Cute puppy pic this time?
Link to controversial article this time?
Yes.  Red number under
“Notifications?”  Yes.
Bigger number? Yes?
YES! More mouth water?
YES! More vitirol?
YES! YES! YES!

Feeling hungry?
Feeling
full of YES! YES! YES! 
like James Joyce?
Like a writer?
Like a person of interest?
Like sitting up?
Like rolling over?
Like fetch?