Big Universal Dog
Big Universal Dog
Got those Big Universal Dog
Big Universal Dogs With Crossbows Blues 

Hot dog with a crossbow
Looks out for number one
Big dog with a Crossbow
Looks out for number one
Every dog got a crossbow
Nothing more ever get done

Big Universal Dog
Big Universal Dog
Got those Big Universal Dog
Big Universal Dogs With Crossbows Blues 

Mad dog with a crossbow
Makes a man look like a fool
Big dog with a crossbow
Makes a man act the fool
If every dog had a crossbow
You know those Crossbow Dogs would rule

God gave the doggies thumbs
Taught them how to draw a bow
Made them slaves to what he wanted
Now those doggies got to know
Everything we always knew
When we were the only ones
When we had all the crossbows
All the bullets and the guns

Now them doggies they can run
And they always run in packs
They remember all we’ve done to them
And they’re looking for payback
It’s the last thing we expected
Last thing we would have thought
Now them doggies all have crossbows
And we’re all gonna get shot

Big Universal Dog
Big Universal Dog
Got those Big Universal Dog
Big Universal Dogs With Crossbows Blues