Jeremy,
says Abner,
I don’t want you to take this the wrong way
but you’re kind of a pain in the ass.
What’s that, Abner?
I said, you’re kind of a pain in the ass.
Eh, we’ve all got trouble
with that at our age, pal.
I think it’s just natural.
No, you’ve been that way for years.
Some of us get a head start,
says Jeremy,
stealing pretzels from Abner’s bowl.
Hey! What’s next —
you want my beer too?
Too late,
says Jeremy, swigging from the mug.
Anyway, I bought this round.
Come to think of it, I bought the round
before it too.
Your turn next time, you deadbeat.
I think I’m tapped out,
says Abner.
See? You’re
catching up to me,
says Jeremy.
